“Our pretentiousness is based on evidence.”
Swear me and Steve are like the biggest assholes ever. lol.
parenting. you’re doing it right.
Oh my god! Let me be half as good of a father as this!
@jonjonmok you’re gonna have to fix your two left feet if you’re gonna have a daughter!
I’m going to be the greatest dad ever! >.
It’s time for round 2 of a quincenera for this lost Chinese kid. >.